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BobLee's Programs
There is No Politics or Profanity in BobLee's programs.
(unless specifically requested)
The Seersucker Monologues
From those geographical absolutes that unite us to the generational touchstones that define us ….. enjoy a topical buffet of the issues and eccentricities that we all encounter through the rite of passage called “Life”.
Everyone knows about the Internet but few know the Internet like BobLee. He has had a nationally prominent website for ten years with over 1,300 commentaries and he contributes to countless other websites.
BobLee guides his audience thru the worldwide web where anything repeated three times becomes "fact" ..... "truth" is whatever you want it to be. Meet the board monkeys and the little league right fielders in the cyber cantina. This will change forever how you view the Internet ..... and that's "the Truth".
The most appreciated legacy you can leave your children is ….. "an Empty Attic."
…… "Make your obituary The Ultimate Christmas Letter".
My daughter said "Dad, I want my first real job to be in a big city. " I said "That’s great .... just like Mary Tyler Moore". She said "WHO?" ….. sigh.
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Hey BobLee, I have two questions:
How long does your show last? Ideally I stop about 45 seconds before you start to wonder if I ever will. Around 30-45 minutes depending upon what you have alloted.
How much do you charge? Less than my wife thinks I should and a little more than you wish I would. Fees are based on (1) my overall travel schedule and (2) the specific day, time and nature of the audience. I am a bargain regardless.
Find your group's category over there on the right. A hybrid of the above programs might be the best fit. BobLee often shuffles his stories on the fly as he gets a feel for the audience.
CHECK OUT ALL THE RED BUTTONS UP TOP.
BobLee is a Great Fit for:
Chambers of Commerce …. BobLee loves the “regular folks” that make America great and provide the daily products and services for their neighbors. Chambers of Commerce & civic clubs ... we have a good time.
Trade Associations …. BobLee's 20 years of misadventures in Corporate America ring familiar to these folks. That TV show The Office gives him "the willies". I knew all those people - I was one of those people. YIKES!
Active Adult Communities .... BobLee is a Baby Boomer .... an "empty nester" AND a battle-scarred veteran of "reverse care-giving" - YIKES!. Been there, done all that and have ALL the t-shirts .... and funny stories.
Church Fellowships .... For a long time I hesitated to speak to church groups. My testimony did not seem dramatic enough to talk about. I’ve never been in jail and don't even have a tattoo! Then I realized that most of my neighbors were "like me” clay-footed, backsliding misdemeanor sinners.
The sound of LAUGHTER in a church is a joyful noise indeed.
For Fee & Availability Contact:
BobLee@earthlink.net
(919) 606 5183