Hey BobLee,
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The questions most often asked by clients.  To save time, BobLee answers them now.

Do you sing?

No.  I am a humorist… not a masochist.

Why do you enjoy performing for churches?

When I say my pre-show prayer, it's a local call. 

Is there a secret to performing for civic clubs?

Yes, getting everyone’s hearing aid on the same frequency.

How long does your show last?

Ideally I stop 10-15 seconds before you start wishing I would.  Anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes depending upon circumstances.

Do you discuss politics at all?

No, if I bore you with my political opinions I'm duty bound to listen to yours.  I’m there to entertain folks, not brainwash them.

Why do you often wear a seersucker suit?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? 
My dream is to be Ben Matlock's stunt double. 

Do you have a long list of show requirements?

(1) A microphone, if it’s not too much trouble.   I can bring my own batteries.

Is  like Lewis Grizzard  an apt comparison?

Except he had three more wives and four more heart attacks than I’ve had .. so far.

Are you a Christian who is a comedian or a comedian who is a Christian?

I am  a Humorist who is going to Heaven.

Do you get upset if the audience doesn’t laugh?

Not as upset as the audience gets. 

Do you use profanity on stage?

I agree not to “cuss” IF the audience agrees to laugh really loud and often.  .... or unless the mic doesn't work.

How much do you charge?

Less than my wife thinks I should … and more than you wish I would.   Fees are based on date and schedule availability.

Why don’t you wear socks?

I used to.  I forgot them one time and nobody noticed or cared.  Two less items to pack.

What will your daughter inherit from her parents?

From her mother – beauty, grace, charm and high likability. 
From me – a deviled egg plate and a pocketknife.

What do you require from your audience?

That they check their guns at the door.